Poems and Prose by Melissa Balmain
POEMS
Sidewalk Face-Off, The Sheltering Suburbanite to Her Neighbor, and Thin Blue Logic in The American Bystander (For more of my pandemic-themed poems, go here.)
Niagara Overlook (Winner of 2020 Poetry by the Sea Sonnet Contest)
Marooned in Rattle
Best in Show in Lighten Up Online
Thumbelina Moves On in The Hopkins Review
Love Poem in American Life in Poetry
Enfant Terrible in Lighten Up Online
Walking In on People, read live at Writers & Books, Rochester, NY, Sept. 2014
Two Poems at 2013 Able Muse Book Award Winner Announcement
Three Poems in Mezzo Cammin
HUMOR PIECES
The Seventh Sense in Little Old Lady Comedy
An Email to My Students... During the COVID-19 Crisis in The Satirist
Wes T. Satire... Is Dead in The Satirist
Bingeworthy New Kidlit Adaptations in Weekly Humorist
Who Are You Really? in McSweeney's
What to Expect After Implantation of Your Newterus in Weekly Humorist
Before You Drop Your Child Off at Camp Honestee in McSweeney's
How to Prepare for Nursing in Parenting
COLUMNS and ARTICLES in Success
Can Tidying Up Your Home Fix Your Messy Life?
What Happened When I Tried to Stop Swearing
32 Nuggets of Wisdom (with a Twist)
How I Turned Weeping into Purpose in Mom's Last Days
BOOKS AND ANTHOLOGIZED ESSAYS AND POEMS
Walking In on People, by Melissa Balmain (Able Muse Press)
Just Us: Adventures and Travels of a Mother and Daughter, by Melissa Balmain; illustrated by Gina Ingoglia (Faber and Faber)
"Marooned," Love Affairs at the Villa Nelle (Kelsay Books)
"Dorothy Parker's Ghost Weighs In on the New Political Climate," Nasty Women Poets: An Unapologetic Anthology of Subversive Verse (Lost Horse Press)
"Song of the Braball," Bared: Contemporary Poetry and Art on Bras and Breasts (Les Femmes Folles Books)
"Eve Gives a Pep Talk," The Great American Wise Ass Poetry Anthology (Lamar University Press)
"Facebook Psycho," Killer Verse: Poems of Murder and Mayhem (Everyman's Library Pocket Poets)
"Fluffy Weighs in on the Baby," The Iron Book of New Humorous Verse (Iron Books)
"Mother's Little Helpers," Unbuttoned: Women Open Up About the Pleasures, Pains, and Politics of Breastfeeding (Harvard Common Press)
"When Mommy Met Sally," How to Fit a Car Seat on a Camel: And Other Misadventures Traveling with Kids (Seal Press)