Poems and Prose by Melissa Balmain
POEMS
Marooned in Rattle
Fruit and Consequences in Lighten Up Online
Love Poem in American Life in Poetry
Enfant Terrible in Lighten Up Online
Walking In on People, read live at Writers & Books, Rochester, NY, Sept. 2014
Two Poems at 2013 Able Muse Book Award Winner Announcement
Two Poems in Mezzo Cammin
HUMOR PIECES
Wes T. Satire... Is Dead in The Satirist
Bingeworthy New Kidlit Adaptations in Weekly Humorist
Who Are You Really? in McSweeney's
What to Expect After Implantation of Your Newterus in Weekly Humorist
Before You Drop Your Child Off at Camp Honestee in McSweeney's
How to Prepare for Nursing in Parenting
COLUMNS and ARTICLES in Success
Can Tidying Up Your Home Fix Your Messy Life?
What Happened When I Tried to Stop Swearing
BOOKS AND ANTHOLOGIZED ESSAYS AND POEMS
Walking In on People, by Melissa Balmain (Able Muse Press)
Just Us: Adventures and Travels of a Mother and Daughter, by Melissa Balmain; illustrated by Gina Ingoglia (Faber and Faber)
"Dorothy Parker's Ghost Weighs In on the New Political Climate," Nasty Women Poets: An Unapologetic Anthology of Subversive Verse (Lost Horse Press)
"Song of the Braball," Bared: Contemporary Poetry and Art on Bras and Breasts (Les Femmes Folles Books)
"Eve Gives a Pep Talk," The Great American Wise Ass Poetry Anthology (Lamar University Press)
"Facebook Psycho," Killer Verse: Poems of Murder and Mayhem (Everyman's Library Pocket Poets)
"Fluffy Weighs in on the Baby," The Iron Book of New Humorous Verse (Iron Books)
"Mother's Little Helpers," Unbuttoned: Women Open Up About the Pleasures, Pains, and Politics of Breastfeeding (Harvard Common Press)
"When Mommy Met Sally," How to Fit a Car Seat on a Camel: And Other Misadventures Traveling with Kids (Seal Press)